I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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My name’s Hiccup. Great name, I know. But, it’s not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn’t do that.

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brucebannrs:

Mulan Appreciation Week: 06 Most Kick-Butt Moment 

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sixpenceee:

ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because

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killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

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therothwoman:

sashaforthewin:

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

Did he just coffeeshop AU

holy shit misha


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